How To Make Money At Age 11

10 Funny Jokes Appropriate for All Ages

CC0/Pexels/Pixabay

They say that laughter is the best medicine, so it's a good idea to have a few jokes on hand whenever you need to cheer someone up. With cute, funny, short jokes, you can turn someone's mood around in a matter of seconds. No matter if you're joking around with children or adults, these are good jokes of the day for people of all ages.

The Queen of England

Why is England known for being such a wet country? The queen has been reigning there for generations.

CC0/kewinlagowski980/Pixabay

Correcting Grammar

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? I think you mean "to whom."

CC0/dimitrisvetsikas1969/Pixabay

The Hungry Time Traveler

What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after finishing his dinner? He got up and went back four seconds.

CC0/vivienviv0/Pixabay

Deaf Bears and Blind Fish

What do you call a bear that does not have ears? B. What do you call a fish that does not have eyes? Fsh.

CC0/lynnea/Pixabay

Fast Food

An old man walks into a library and heads to the front desk for assistance. The librarian smiles at the old man and says, "How may I help you today, sir." The man says loudly, "I'll have a cheeseburger, french fries and a small soda, please." The librarian replies sternly, "Sir, this is the library." The old make shrugs and whispers, "I'll have a cheeseburger, french fries and a small soda, please."

CC0/Marisa_Sias/Pixabay

Lonely Skeleton

Why did the skeleton decide to stay home from the school dance? Because it had no body to dance with.

CC0/chrisjmit/Pixabay

Musical Animals

What part of the chicken can you make music with? The drumstick. What is the most musical pet? A trumpet.

CC0/Capri23auto/Pixabay

The Weekend

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? The rest of the days are weak days.

CC0/Free-Photos/Pixabay

Alligators and Crocodiles

What do you call an alligator that breaks the law? A crook-o-dile. What do you call an alligator that makes a living solving crimes? An investi-gator.

CC0/paulbr75/Pixabay

Greetings from the Ocean

What does the ocean say when greeting its friends? Nothing. It just waves. What did the beach say when the evening tide came in? "Long time no sea."

CC0/12019/Pixabay

The best jokes to share are ones that aren't too complicated and don't offend anyone. Hilarious jokes to tell should lead the listener in one direction and then shock them by taking an unexpected turn at the end. It's the "a-ha" moment in the punchline that makes people laugh. Brighten someone's day with one of these funny children's jokes.